The Blind Shaving The Blind

Client: “We need to be really careful with how we handle this database migration.”

Me: “I shall be as cautious as a blind man with a cutthroat razor shaving his balls.” *Shit! did I really say that out loud?*

Client: “There is such a thing as too much caution. We want the job complete before the first hair has had a chance to grow back.”

Me: “No problem. Safety razor it is.”