Productivity Heckling

Long rambling voicemail from someone I have never met and don’t even connect with on LinkedIn, which said, in summary “Hey there Justin, just wanted to catch up. From your social media updates I see you’ve been super productive and busy. I just don’t know how you manage it. Give me a call back when you can. Would love to chat with you for an hour to learn your secrets.”

Thinking to myself: “Yes, my productivity secret is not taking an hour long call from random people ‘just to catch up.'”