Archive for 2015

Algorithmic Changes

Could not figure out a math problem in the code. Headed out for a run. A little while later… Ran for two blocks and face-palmed. I just need to replace the code with a 2D bin-packing algorithm. That’s gonna be super easy. Solve the problem by changing the algorithm. How many times do we just…

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It Works If You Don’t Look At It

Huh, the code I wrote this morning worked fine before lunch, but now it doesn’t. Worked perfectly fine on my Android Nexus 5 before lunch. Nothing changed. Now it doesn’t work. Heisenberg code…

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Marketing Focused

It is Wednesday. Wednesday is marketing day. Wednesday I get to write, reach out, congratulate, doodle, and think about how I want to present myself for the next week. One focused day per week that decides what shape the next week will look like. Use it wisely and use it often.

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Stroking The Fires Of Hell

Gotta love entrepreneurs that want me to work for free for six months and are offering a measly 1% equity. D.I.A.F!

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Ads For Dead Companies

I thought the business model that was solely “advertising” for a non-content website was pretty much dead. Yet I spoke with no less than three entrepreneurs at last night’s meetup who insisted they could make it work.

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Contagiously Wealthy

And if I never hear “this will go viral and we will all be rich!” ever again it will be too soon.

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Natively Naive

Client: “We insist that you develop this Android in native code.” Me: “You want me to write it in C?” Client: “Don’t be ridiculous, we just want it to be native!” Me: “Java?” Client: “Well duh!” Me: *hang up*

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Either Whore

Today I have made a decision: I can either put on pants or I can shave my two day stubble. But not both. The freedom to decide how we present ourselves to the world is rarely a choice we get to make willingly. Seize every opportunity you can to do that.

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Jiggle The Cable

I do not understand why we are having our business meeting in a bouncy castle with no WiFi and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

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Handsoff Daniel-san

Fixing up Ruby code for a client. Having fun. Though the codebase is a mess. They offshored. *heavy sigh* Now I need to bring it up to spec. There is nothing inherently wrong with offshoring. Just don’t turn over a project to an offshore team and expect to be completely hands off.

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About Six Inches If Not Too Cold

Met with an earnest entrepreneur. Very early stage start-up – no product, no traction, no investment. He is making a mobile app… For the elderly to track their health and medication. Normally I listen quietly and nod politely. But I think I must have been hungry…

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Superficial Brand Loyalty

Right, off to catch my flight. Teaching a class at Apple next week. Wife is trying to convince me to stay in a Virgin Hotel. Anybody have experience of that? I am super loyal to Marriott (always have the best experience with them). Not sure I want to switch.

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