Archive for 2014

It Was A Lustful Purchase

I am tempted to snap this stupid Samsung S4 in half right now. JUST. RUN. THE. DAMN. CODE! I regret buying this phone on so many levels. It is a perfect lesson of “falling in lust, but never in love” with a product or service.

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Essential Tools Not Found

Is Trello down? Maybe it is just me. Because Trello (an essential daily tool for me) is offline (for me) I am uncertain of what to work on. Update: It was the internet provider.

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Were You Super Best Friends?

Entrepreneur: “I was super friendly with Steve Jobs when he was alive.” Me: “Funny, he never mentioned you to me.” Total silence.

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Too Many Software Updates

Xcode update. Frak. Just want to work. So many lost hours of productivity taken by a helpful developer 500 miles away and four weeks ago.

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Honest Critique

“It’s a first draft.” This is not a first draft, this is you randomly banging keys on the keyboard. Bangy! Bangy! See? I can do that too! Stop with the bangy and learn how to write.

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Negative Mixes

Way too many negative people at last night’s networking mixer.

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Warm, Comfy, Lazy

Crap! Sat in the coffee shop with dead mouse batteries. Too warm and comfy to want to go buy some. So much of our human comfort now rests on little packets of energy demarked by a copper top or a frenetic bunny.

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Badly Rationalised

Just threw out four boxes of obsolete computer cables. I kept them because “I might need them.” Which was a tacit lie. So I rationalised it as “I keep them, because when I really need that particular cable, I don’t want to have to spend two or three hours going to Fry’s Electronics to pick…

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Faux Bravado

“Act enthusiastic and you will be enthusiastic.” You think I am acting!? Where does the act (fake it) stop and the real (make it) begin?

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Not The Prettiest Of Languages

Sat in an SF coffee shop hacking out some Objective-C And you realise… Objective-C : The one point in time where Apple went ugly, early.

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